No Errands

How to book a restaurant table with Meta Muse

Most restaurants still take reservations by telephone. There is no API, no booking widget, often no email anyone reads. So Muse cannot book them. Ask it for dinner and it quietly offers the places it can book instead.

No Errands Tables closes that gap the only way it can be closed: somebody calls the restaurant. You tell Muse where you want to eat, Muse hands us the restaurant and the request, and an automated call asks the host, who presses 1 or 2. You get a real answer, usually within minutes.

$1.00 a table, and only when the restaurant says yes. A decline, a no-answer, or a request you change your mind about costs nothing.

What you need

Step 1: Get a key

Go to https://noerrands.com/get-key, enter your email, and leave the choice on read and write so Muse is allowed to send the request. One key covers tables, mail, fax and bookings. The key is shown once, so keep the tab open until step 3.

Step 2: Paste this prompt into Muse

Copy the whole block and paste it into Muse as one message.

Build a custom connector for No Errands. One API key covers four services:
printed mail (letters and postcards), fax, appointment booking, and asking a
restaurant for a table.

1. Read these four connector briefs and follow them exactly:
   https://noerrands.com/connectors/muse.md
   https://noerrands.com/connectors/fax/muse.md
   https://noerrands.com/connectors/booking/muse.md
   https://noerrands.com/connectors/tables/muse.md

2. Store my API key in the Secure Credentials Store as NOERRANDS_API_KEY.
   The same key works for all four. Never print, log, echo, or repeat it,
   not even partially.
   Send it as the header: Authorization: Bearer <NOERRANDS_API_KEY>

3. Prefer the MCP endpoints (streamable HTTP):
   https://api.noerrands.com/c/mail/mcp
   https://api.noerrands.com/c/fax/mcp
   https://api.noerrands.com/c/booking/mcp
   https://api.noerrands.com/c/tables/mcp
   If you use the REST APIs instead, each brief links its OpenAPI document.

4. Before you mail anything, fax anything, book anything, or contact a
   restaurant, show me exactly what will happen, what it costs and who it
   goes to. Then wait for my explicit approval. Never act without asking me
   first.

5. Save this as a reusable skill called "Mail, fax, bookings and tables".

Muse reads our connector briefs, writes its own client, tests it, and saves it as a reusable skill. Approve network access to our domain when Muse asks. You will see a caution notice because Meta does not review custom connectors.

Step 3: Paste your key into the Secure Credentials Store

When Muse asks for the key it opens its Secure Credentials Store. Paste the key in there, never into the chat.

Muse's agent never sees the real key. It works with a stand-in token and the real value is swapped in at the network edge, so a web page cannot talk Muse into leaking it.

Step 4: Ask Muse for the table

For example:

Get me a table for four at The Blue Plate in Joplin on Friday at 7pm, under Rob.

Muse finds the restaurant's phone number itself. Before anything happens it must read back to you:

Then it waits. Nobody is telephoned until you say yes, because the thing on the other end is a real restaurant in the middle of a service.

You can add a note, and it is read out word for word:

Same again but ask for a high chair.

Keep notes to things the host needs. Anything longer than about two hundred characters will not fit.

Step 5: Wait for the restaurant to answer

We call the restaurant. An automated voice reads out the request and offers a keypad menu: 1 to confirm, 2 to decline, 9 never to be contacted again. A restaurant that has asked us for texts gets a text instead and replies Y or N.

Then ask Muse:

Has the restaurant confirmed?

Muse reads the status back:

Muse is not allowed to tell you the table is booked before the status says confirmed. If it does, it is guessing.

To call it off before they answer:

Cancel the table request at The Blue Plate.

That is free. If we had texted the restaurant we send a one-line courtesy text; if we called, we leave them alone rather than ringing again to undo the first call.

What it costs

Item Price
A restaurant table, once the restaurant confirms it $1.00
A table the restaurant declines, or never answers Free
Cancelling a table request Free

You are charged at the moment the restaurant confirms, and at no other moment. There is no estimate to call, because there is only one price.

If you ask for tables often, a table pass is much cheaper per table than ordinary credit. It is credit that can only buy a confirmed table. Like every pack on the site, it credits more than it costs:

You payTable creditConfirmed tablesPer table
$25.00$50.0050 (25 at list price)$0.50

Ordinary credit pays for a table too, so nothing you already bought is stranded. Add credits.

Things to know before you rely on it

Questions people ask

What does it cost to book a restaurant table with Meta Muse?

$1.00, and only if the restaurant says yes. A decline, a no-answer or a request you cancel costs nothing at all.

Is my table actually booked?

Only when the status says confirmed, which means a person at the restaurant pressed 1 on our call or replied Y to our text. Muse is not allowed to tell you it is booked before that.

Which restaurants can I ask?

Any restaurant in the United States with a phone number, unless that number has asked us never to contact it. The restaurant does not have to have signed up with us first, which is the whole point: the restaurants worth this product are the ones with no booking system at all.

What does the restaurant actually hear?

An automated voice saying who is asking, the party size, the date and time and the first name, then a keypad menu: 1 to confirm, 2 to decline, 9 never to be contacted again. No marketing, no upsell, one call per request.

Can Muse ask for a table without checking with me?

No. Muse must read back the restaurant, the party size, the date and time and the name, and get your explicit yes, because a real business is about to be telephoned.

For a hard guarantee, ask for a read-only key on the key page. Muse can then read your past requests but the server refuses any attempt to send a new one.

What if nobody answers?

The request expires, usually within two hours, and becomes a no-answer. Nothing is charged and there is no second attempt. Muse can try another restaurant.

What does the restaurant find out about me?

The party size, the time, the first name you gave, any note, and your phone number only if you chose to give one. Not your email, not your full name, and nothing else. Full detail on the tables privacy page.

Can I ask for a table outside the US?

Not yet. United States restaurants only.

I run a restaurant. How do I get these?

See for restaurants. It is free, there is no per-cover fee, and you confirm every table.


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