Every AI assistant is about to call your restaurant. Give them one line instead.
In September 2026 Meta's assistant, Muse, started phoning US businesses on its users' behalf, and it is not the only one. Each assistant calls from its own unknown number, at its own moment, with its own robot voice, and none of them can tell you what the last one asked. We turn all of that into one thing you already know how to handle: a reservation request, on your phone, that you answer yourself.
You do not learn a new system and you do not install anything. Your phone rings, an automated voice reads out a party size, a time and a name, and you press 1 or 2. Ask for texts and the next one arrives as a text you answer with a Y or an N. Give us an email and you also get a private page where every open request sits with two buttons on it.
One line for every assistant
Assistants reach us through one connection, and we reach you through one channel. It does not matter whether the diner was talking to Muse, to ChatGPT, to Claude, or to an assistant you have never heard of: the request that reaches you looks the same, comes from the same number, and carries the same way out.
- The same number every time. Save it, and you know who is calling before you pick up.
- The same shape every time. Party size, date and time, the first name the table goes under, and a note if the diner left one. Nothing else, and never a sales pitch.
- One answer, wherever you give it. Press a key, reply to the text, or tap a button on your page. Whichever comes first counts, and the diner is told at once.
- A record you can check. Every request and every answer is kept, so a dispute about who said what has an answer.
What it costs you
$25.00 a month, or $150.00 a year, to be bookable. No commission, no charge per cover.
- No set-up fee and nothing to install.
- No per-cover fee. Take one table a month or thirty, the price is the same.
- We never touch what the diner spends with you. That is between you and them, exactly as it is now.
- Diners and their assistants pay us nothing to ask you for a table. The restaurant plan is our whole business model.
Checkout is by Stripe and asks for your business name and a phone number. Use the same phone number you give in the sign-up form below.
Questions about the plan? Email support@noerrands.com.
How it works
- Someone asks their assistant for a table for four on Friday at seven.
- The assistant finds you and your phone number the way anyone does, and hands both to us with the request.
- We call you. An automated voice reads out the party size, the date and time, and the first name the table goes under.
- You press 1 to confirm or 2 to decline. That is the whole thing. Press 3 and future requests come by text instead. Press 9 and we never call you again.
- The diner is told what you said. They are never told the table is booked before you have said it is.
You confirm every table. Nothing goes in your book without you. We do not hold tables, we do not see your book, and we cannot put anything in it. The only thing we can do is ask.
If you do not answer, the request simply expires, usually within two hours. We do not call back and we do not try again.
Missed the call? Answer from your phone's browser
A missed call is the commonest way a request goes unanswered, so every restaurant can have a private page. It lists every open request with a Confirm and a Decline button, shows the last ten you answered, and has a Stop button that ends everything. There is no password: the link is the key, it is tied to your number, and a STOP kills it. Bookmark it on the phone that lives by the host stand.
Give us an email when you sign up and we send you the link. The same address gets each request as it comes in, with the Confirm and Decline buttons in the message itself, so a missed call is never the last word. Every one of those emails carries a link that stops them; the calls carry on. The page and the emails work alongside the call and the text, not instead of them: a request stays open for up to two hours, and whichever answer arrives first is the one that counts.
How opt-in and STOP work
Phone carriers in the US let a business like us text a business like you only once you have asked us to. So:
- The first time, we always call. Never a text.
- You ask for texts by pressing 3 on one of those calls, or by signing up below and replying YES to the one confirmation text we send. Either way we record the moment you agreed.
- You stop it by replying STOP to any text, pressing 9 on any call, or tapping Stop on your private page. We stop immediately, on every channel, and close whatever request was open. There is nothing to cancel and nobody to phone.
- Once a number has opted out, nothing on this site turns it back on. Signing up again is refused. Only an email from you to support@noerrands.com can undo it.
What we do with your details
We keep your restaurant name, your phone number, your city and state, whether you have agreed to texts, and a record of every message, keypress and tap in both directions, so that a disagreement about what you were asked has an answer. If you give a name and email below we keep those too, so a person and not just a number can be reached about your sign-up, and so we can send you your private link.
We do not sell your details, we do not share them for advertising, and we never send you marketing. Every message we send is one diner's request and carries the way out inside it.
Full detail: tables connector privacy and tables connector terms.
What the numbers say
We publish these once there are enough requests for them to mean something: how many requests assistants have sent, how quickly restaurants answer, and how often the answer is yes.
| Requests relayed so far | |
|---|---|
| Answered by the restaurant | |
| Of those, confirmed | |
| Typical time to an answer | |
| Restaurants signed up |
Sign your restaurant up
Two minutes, and the only thing we really need is a number a person answers.
Signing up is not the same as agreeing to texts. It tells us to start relaying requests to you, and the first one comes as a phone call. If we text you to confirm the number, you are agreeing to texts only when you reply YES.
Questions
Which assistants does this cover?
Any assistant that uses our connection to ask restaurants for tables: Meta's Muse, and every other assistant that adds us. To you they are all the same request from the same number. We do not run any assistant ourselves and we are not affiliated with the companies that do.
What about the robot calls I already get from assistants?
Those come straight from the assistant's own calling feature, and we cannot stop them. What we can do is give the assistant a better option: a restaurant that is reachable through us gives it a written yes or no to pass on instead of a recording to interpret. The more restaurants sign up, the fewer of those calls anyone has to make.
I missed the call. Is the table lost?
Not while the request is open, and requests stay open for up to two hours. Open your private page and answer it there. If you do not have the page yet, email support@noerrands.com and we will send the link.
Do I need a tablet or an app?
No. Your existing phone, and nothing else. There is nothing to install, no account to create and no password to remember.
Can it put a table in my book without me?
No. We cannot see your book and we cannot write to it. We ask, you answer, and we pass the answer on. If you press 2, or say nothing at all, there is no table.
What if the request is nonsense?
Press 2, or ignore it. The assistant asking on the diner's behalf has to confirm the restaurant, the party size, the time and the name with a real person before it contacts you, and we send any one restaurant number at most two requests a day, however many people ask.
How many calls will I get?
Today, very few. This is new and most diners have not tried it yet. One request is one call; we never call twice about the same one.
Do you take a cut of the bill?
No. We never touch the money. The diner pays you directly at the table, exactly as they do now. The plan price is the only thing you pay us.
Does the diner pay anything?
No. Asking you for a table is free for the diner and their assistant, whatever you answer.
How do I stop?
Press 9 on any call, reply STOP to any text, or tap Stop on your private page. It takes effect immediately and forever, and you do not have to speak to anyone.