No Errands

Get your service listed in Meta Muse

Meta Muse launched in September 2026 and opened to outside connectors ten days later. Millions of people are now asking an assistant to do things for them, and the list of things it can do is short. Your category is probably not on it. Being early is the product.

We make your service one of the things Muse can do, usually within two working days, and then we file the directory submission so Meta's review clock starts on day one. This page is for SaaS founders and for local business owners who sell something an assistant could book, order or look up.

Email us about a connector

The two paths

Muse has two ways in. We ship both, because only one of them is on your timetable.

  1. Custom connector. Live immediately, no Meta review. Your customer pastes one prompt into Muse. Muse reads the brief we publish for you, writes its own client inside its secure cloud machine, tests it, and saves it as a reusable skill. This path needs nobody's permission and works the day we finish.
  2. Directory listing. Meta reviews it. The entry in Settings, then Connectors. The timeline is unknown, so we file on day one and you keep earning from path one while it sits in the queue.

What you get

What we need from you

Short list. Most of it is an email.

No public API at all? We can still do it. It becomes a facade build, which is the top of the price band.

Timeline: one to two days

DayWhat happens
0Kickoff call, API access, scope decision. About 45 minutes.
1Connector built and deployed. Brief, llms.txt and icon published. Legal drafts sent to your counsel.
1 to 2Endpoint checks green. Packet generated. The custom-connector path is live and your team can test it.
2Directory submission filed. Monitoring on.

The part that is not on our clock is Meta's review. See the caveats below.

What it costs

Your situationBuild, one-offHosting and monitoring
Clean REST API with an OpenAPI document$1,500$200/mo
An API, no OpenAPI, some awkward authentication$2,500 to $3,500$300/mo
No usable public API, we build the facade$5,000$500/mo

Each additional connector under the same company is $1,000 off the build, because the kit is already there.

Hosting and monitoring covers the running endpoint, uptime alerting on the endpoint and the legal URLs, keeping the brief in sync when your API changes, and re-submitting if Meta comes back with questions. Cancel any month. You get the source either way.

Why us

No Errands runs on the same stack. The connector briefs Muse reads for our own mail, fax and booking services, the llms.txt, the per-connector legal pages, the 512x512 icons and the endpoint monitoring are all the same tooling your build runs through on day one. We wrote it because we needed it, not because we wrote a deck.

Read what we publish and judge it before you pay us anything: the mail connector brief Muse reads, the same thing for humans, our llms.txt, a per-connector privacy page and the API docs.

The honest caveats

We would rather you hear these from us than find them later.

Get in touch

Email support@noerrands.com

What to put in the email, so the first reply is useful:

We come back with a scope decision and a fixed price within one working day.

Selling online rather than through an API? The related offer is a Muse-ready storefront audit, which checks whether an agent can already find, read and buy from your store.